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The little boy is sitting in his bright red fire engine. He has a rope going from it to his dog, and they are walking down the sidewalk.

Just as the boy passes a man, the man says: "Hello son. What are you up to?"

"I'm going to put out a fire," the little boy says.

"Don't you think you'd get there sooner if you tied the rope around the dog's neck instead of his balls?" the man asked.

"Yeah," said the boy, "I thought of that, but then I'd lose my siren."

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